Saturday - A Day of Opportunity

[colon_closed_bracket]

Woah, I was listening to Out Of Time this afternoon for the first time in ages. It’s an album I avoid because of Radio Song and Shiny Happy People but it’s actually pretty good otherwise.

[colon_closed_bracket]

@anon19035908

Me: HA! I’m afraid it’s stand where we tell you or no shopping for you, how’s that for a rule.

[shrewbie]

trust me it is

[kermitwormit]

Can you tell me what you do with it, please?
No worries if it’s a secret

[Roughyed]

Is it a shit record player?

[keith]

Take a look at these search results: https://twitter.com/search?q=Jack%20monroe%20cauliflower%20leaves&s=09

[shrewbie]

gets crispy and delicious when you roast it for a few minutes (along with a seasoning of your choice)

[anon19035908]

On the plus side, the butcher owed me a favour so we’ve got free sirloin steaks for tea.

[profk]

with what?

[anon19035908]

Homemade chips (covered 'em in garlic sea salt & pepper), peas, mushrooms. Maybe onions if I can cba.

[kermitwormit]

Sweet, thank you!
And @shrewbie too.
Have a cauli in the fridge for tomorrow, the pair of us will have a ball by the looks of things

[anon19035908]

The fucking size of them

[grievoustim]

Hey everyone

I thought about going out for a sit on the beach this evening but I’m just watching married at first sight Australia and having a beer. Got honest burger on the way. Might watch Ad Astra later but I’m not sure if I’ll enjoy it

[mark_h]

I hope you slashed their tires

[Gnometorious]

I am DEFINITELY

• Cake
• Human

[anon19035908]

If I started that I’d never stop!

[keith]

I love your relationship with the butcher.

[profk]

@anon19035908

Woman: you know we came on holiday cause we’ve had enough of these rules!

[anon19035908]

Me too. Had to let him in to work last night at about 8 (took about 5 minutes) so he could pick something up, get these in return.

[anon19035908]

Biggest con out there, boat cleaner.