got up, went to kfc, should have stayed in bed. whenever I eat kfc I hear the song ‘hurt’ in my head

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Been out to Chatteris to prove that I’m still the biggest penoid in the Fens. I finished Top Penoid.

Now I have a massive headache and would like it to go away, please.

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Watched a lot of games of rugby today, and Strade Bianche bike race. Also done a booze run for later. Awaiting visitors and the walking, pizzer and beer

I think we might have stolen Edinburgh’s sunshine (sorry Witches)

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Hmm what to do, what to do…

I would like a biscuit but I have no biscuits. Probably going to have a slice of toast.

I’m aff to the pub to watch the football before goIng to see moonlight

Aye, was thinking of going to watch the football but trying to be arsed to leave the house is proving a problem at the moment.

just got back from my 14 mile walk. bloody knackered but here’s some trees

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oh and we got chased for a while by about 30 hunting dogs.

fucking country folk

Some pineapple upside-down cake left if anyone wants it?

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Pop it in the post for me?

Would definitely eat, but disappointed that you haven’t done this design:

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My kingdom for some glace cherries

Just made a smoothie. Trying to decide on a film to watch.

People on here often tell you you’re a fox, Bammers - when will you start believing them?

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If Bamnan was French, he’d be called “le renard” and would be hunted by the aristocracy with only his cunning to protect him.

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didn’t go out, don’t feel bad

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Having no internet is getting dull.

My options for a lonesome evening in the flat:

  • read a book
  • unpack some more boxes
  • tidy up
  • something else (please specify)

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Man that sounds great! Can I have some kind of a cloak but in a tasteful way?