#138

Wouldn’t be caring about no ratios if I was eating that.

#139

Ah awesome!! They look bloody fantastic Meow! Did you just use 120 grams of marshmallows instead of the dates & apricots?

#140

i don’t have any clean clothes and the only washing machine in my hotel has just broken down.

oh dear.

#141

LAUNDERETTE

#142

buy new stuff and charge it to my work you say? excellent idea

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#143

Have lost practically all my hair and beard.

#144

where was the last place you saw them LOL

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#145

On the barber shop floor :cry:

#146

Selfie time!

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#147

going to need a picture obviously

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#148

It’s not Friday!

On the plus side my new hat is very warm.

#149

Somebody set up a Saturday selfie thread!

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#150

"sorry for the inconvenience mr japes, can i offer you a complimentary breakfast?"
aye cheers hen, i’ll just rinse my boxers in the orange juice

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#151

Just woken up. I hate working nights. It’s pretty fucking balls.
:tea:
:rugby_football:
:fried_egg:
:tea:
:shower:
:coffee:
:rugby_football:
:ramen:
:coffee:
:oncoming_automobile:
:briefcase:
:zombie:

#152

Or:

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Don’t ask me why I have this stored on my phone

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#153

Hand wash them in the sink with soap? Woooo fun times.

EDIT: Sorry, I need to stop stating the obvious today. As you were.

#154

What the utter fuck!

#155

Jfc.

Although obviosuly that would suit japes well.

#156

Click on the photo. It’s a full length dress

#157

trying to decide if it would be more or less weird if it was cooked meat