Watching REPO MAN. Emilio looks so young!
Mate, i know you’re upset but don’t talk about gin like that.
I’ve had a baby punch me in the face and shout at me for the last two hours. She only stopped when my wife woke up and took her away.
I’ve got rum and coconut if you’d like to swap.
Dreadful is my default attractiveness.
Watching Die Hard with a Vengeance. Probably should head to bed
I haven’t looked good in 14 years.
So no, not really.
You were a stone cold fox fifteen years ago though.
Absolutely. The streets were lined with swooners - SWOONERS.
Haha, saaaame.
Thanks man had the night of my life!
Beerin’
Started drinking at 1pm, pls send help
HELP!!
Or alterntively:
WizzyLizzo pls rate yr drunkeness out of 10
Urmmmm
/10
and yours Eric IV?
Ughhhhhhh
Good night then?
Aye got my pal suitably pished for his bday. Too drunk 2 sleep though. Gonna stay up playing zelda til i pass out on the couch i guess. You?
Sounds ace! What did you lot get up for your friends b-day? Likewise I’m too drunken too sleep… Was at a memorial thingy earlier, which wasn’t particularly pleasant. Gonna watch some Seinfeld til I nod off, me thinks…
Just watched the one with where Jerry is loyal to the wrong barber, to which urm I can very much relate to…