I’ve had a baby punch me in the face and shout at me for the last two hours. She only stopped when my wife woke up and took her away.

I’ve got rum and coconut if you’d like to swap.

2 Likes

Dreadful is my default attractiveness.

1 Like

Watching Die Hard with a Vengeance. Probably should head to bed

1 Like

I haven’t looked good in 14 years.

So no, not really.

You were a stone cold fox fifteen years ago though.

Absolutely. The streets were lined with swooners - SWOONERS.

1 Like

Haha, saaaame.

Thanks man had the night of my life!

Beerin’

2 Likes

Started drinking at 1pm, pls send help

HELP!!

Or alterntively:

2 Likes

WizzyLizzo pls rate yr drunkeness out of 10

Urmmmm

/10

and yours Eric IV?

3 Likes

3 Likes

Ughhhhhhh

Summary

Good night then?

1 Like

Aye got my pal suitably pished for his bday. Too drunk 2 sleep though. Gonna stay up playing zelda til i pass out on the couch i guess. You?

Sounds ace! What did you lot get up for your friends b-day? Likewise I’m too drunken too sleep… Was at a memorial thingy earlier, which wasn’t particularly pleasant. Gonna watch some Seinfeld til I nod off, me thinks…

Just watched the one with where Jerry is loyal to the wrong barber, to which urm I can very much relate to…

Oh sorry to hear man. We went to see some black metal bands, one of which i actually liked which was unusual! Then just got pished in camden and hackney. I’m gonna be suffering tomorrow though i know it. Any plans 2mrw?

1 Like

Oh shit! Did you catch the bands name? Also be prepared to rate that hangover on some sort of Simpson’s jpeg/gif scale!

Urm plans for later on today… I will be hanging out in a comic book store basement playing board games (hopefully relatively hangover free)… you?