It’s amazing, although there isn’t much of the coffee

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Feel like a piece of me dies anytime I see or read anything to do with the Royals, but that wee babies face is so funny :grinning:

You know that sickly BBC Christmas advert, it shows the mum and kid driving around in a bumper car. Were they just going round bashing into some poor frozen cunt or what?

Also, dressing kids like it’s still 1935 is pretty psychotic,right?

HELLO

Edit ffs myers

Just found a bag of M&S pretzels I don’t remember buying (y)

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I got a free one from mine about a year ago

Great day

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what sort of fritter? loads of places do fritters, no?

yeah, no, probably not, mate.

Ate too much Chinese at my parents’ house earlier and now I feel like there’s a brick in my stomach.

I thought they all did.

Feeling all lonely all of a sudden

Why always before I’m planning to go to bed?

Well annoying innit

Sounds a bit like smacks to me. They don’t come on a barm but you could ask them to.

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would probably be popular in manchester tbh, where eating 2 loaves of bread each with your chippy dinner is normal.

My mum’s boyfriend eats a loaf of bread a day.

does he have a personal loaf?

They don’t live together so yes he does, if that’s what you mean. The doctor told him he really needed to eat more vitamin rich food as he’s been really ill and so he’s eating loads of potatoes. I told him to eat green veg and he did the same ‘yucky’ face a toddler would. I really like him but he’s also a total idiot.

(I’m from Wigan so smacks and chippy stuff in bread is definitely normal there)

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mum threw a paddy this evening because I didn’t want to facetime. I’ve been vocal about not liking facetiming in the past, but especially was not in the mood tonight.

  • you’re right, dude. people should accommodate your dislike for facetiming and just call instead
  • get over yourself, pal. your ma hasn’t seen you in 5 months and just wanted to see your face

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Do not FaceTime ever

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