#130

Next door have been doing some DIY (or maybe just hammering stuff for fun) since about 2pm. It’s now gone 9. I have this horrid fear that they’re not going to stop for hours and I’m going to be lying in bed all tired and murderous.

#131

Went out to get last few christmas bits earlier and treated myself to some slipper socks to be nice and cosy in tonight. Get home and show my bf like look at my new cute socks and he goes “ive got you them for christmas :roll_eyes:” so now we both have matching cute socks. He knows me well tbf.

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#132

YOU ATE MY BIRD

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#133

Just read about that Chester Zoo fire. All mammals accounted for but not so birds and…crocodiles! Hope they’re alive but imagine if they’ve escaped.

#134

Yer da’s in Liberty X

#135

I’ve got some friends who live near it. Imagine them finding a crocodile in their garden :grimacing:

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#136
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#137

I read the book of Meg about 18 years ago because I liked sharks and that, haven’t watched the film yet though (he’s written another five or so since, along with some other cryptozoo spinoffs so there’s plenty to come in the Meg Cinematic Universe and plenty time to catch up).

#138

standard Dominos then

(I like Dominos in theory but it’s always late and always cold)

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#139

Anaconda?

barely knew 'er!

#140

Hiccups.

Darn it.

#141

kournikova the tennis player just tricked my wife into buying a snake
anaconda?
yeah turned out it was just a sock with some googly eyes stuck on

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#142

:smiley:

Just realised that most snakes end with the ‘er’ sound
Anaconda
Cobra
Adder
Boa Constrictor (double)

Can’t think of any jokes for any of them

#143

what

#144

LOOK BEHIND YOU THERE’S A GIANT BEAR

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#145

Ends with an ‘uh’

#146

Gives me shudders. I can’t believe people live in places where they stand a chance of being eaten by one. Not your mates near the zoo, people in Australia and America.

#149

Didn’t work :confused:

#150

Didn’t realise this was out yet

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#151

That cheeseburger pizza was tasty but a bit of a headfuck. Also I had two of the shite beers and one of them (they were different)) wasn’t shite and halfway through the second one which was definitely shite to begin with I started to quite enjoy it.

Is it bad that my tree is up, it has been up for about a week, and I’ve still not decorated it?