Ruthless.
I’m not very good at this otherwise I’d try to give advice- sorry!
My job is reading people and situations but I’m atrocious at it in personal situations. What do you want to happen? Why not focus on that and less on what they’re saying to you?
Said the phrase ‘I’m a weetabix purist’ earlier. What a dick.
Because that’d make me noooormal
Keeping that lawn in trim must be a pain if you suffer from hay fever, mind.
Funnily enough, my old man developed hay fever around the time I was old enough to use a lawnmower safely. Always thought that was a slightly suspicious coincidence.
A little
Never really have a problem when I mow the lawn tbh. Its when I’m working outdoors all day sometimes over long periods, that really does me in.
So psa the air wick cotton linen plug in thing is fantastic and literally fills the whole house. Far far better than the Ambi pur three thing one
But you’re bloody brilliant, and this person is so lucky that you’re interested. I hate that smug smiling emoji, but some people are rubbish at text/ emojis. I would probably leave it (make voodoo doll of his stupid face) on the basis that he said he’s just ‘being polite’. Really? I suppose it depends on what he’s saying when he texts back, but that sounds like a bit of a cop out.
Is this the same guy as before? Have you asked him outright what his intentions are?
Maybe just reply ‘are you interest in me sex wise?’
Hahahaha oh god don’t. My social anxiety can’t handle it
That is very kind but I’m also a neurotic mess.
Yeah I’m not very good at any of this.
Should just get off the bus lol
ask him if he likes to get knobbed. See what emoji he sends back.
You just made me spit out my gin
He’s being swervy. Meh
See knobbed has a VERY different connotation than drinking in America.
What about…
‘Politeness really turns me on ’
Thanks chaps. When will I learn.
Or “that’s a shame, I’m more into rude men” just because that’s a bastard to reply to
