Had to go back for a 3rd slice of toast.

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This song was on the radio on my way back from Tesco:

  • Tune
  • Shite
  • “Le Tissier… LE TISSIER!!!

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Head cleared.

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Another day, another pint of turmeric tea thrown all over the living room.

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Fuck :grimacing: I hope your carpet was already turmeric coloured


Had one for breakfast pudding @anon89873996 - liked the mild mango flavour, and tiny crispy bits in the coating, but it was white chocolate, and the combo was a bit much for me. Slightly underwhelming/5

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If you were an actor or TV presenter how well do you think you would pull off the bits where you have to listen to your co-host / cast mates and look interested while they talk?

  • I’d be a natural
  • Bit of awkward nodding along
  • Very awkward indeed

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That’s all the details anyone, including me, is getting about this. No good can come of me investigating.

I’m going back to bed.

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I wouldn’t be a natural but it’s a skill I’ve cultivated over years of having to listen to people talk about things that I’m not the slightest bit interested in, i.e. almost everything.

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I was gonna submit a pic round to whoever does a quiz of tree illustrations from my tree book (@Aggpass let me know if you want this at some point - will try pick the easiest ones)

But this idea is much better.

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Half of it is! :sob:

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Wish we could afford new carpet.

Just throw tea over the other half

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Oh I will!

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Happy birthday @Witches!

Went out to the goats on this lovely sunny morning. The babies are on solid food now, including my trousers


Got to get some proper reading in today, have been ultra slack this week.

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They grow up so fast

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INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: OH GOD AM I SMILING ENOUGH DO I LOOK NATURALLY HAPPY ENOUGH OR HEY DO I LOOK NEUTRAL ENOUGH I DON’T WANT TO TURN INTO A MEME DO I? OK WHAT IS A NEUTRAL FACIAL EXPRESSION, LET’S THINK YOU’VE SEEN PEOPLE BEFORE, WHAT KIND OF FACES DO THEY DO WHEN THEY’RE NEUTRAL UMMM… THE FACE I’M DOING FEELS TOO STERN, I SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND LIGHTEN IT UP A BIT. LOOSEY GOOSEY, LOOSEY GOOSEY…

OTHER PRESENTER: And sadly the entire town was burned down, leaving countless lives in total disarray

ME: A-hahahaha, brilliant!

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I’ve actually had to do this recently for a video series were doing and I’ve found that my face actually twitches because it’s so nervous about what it should be doing.

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Haha I was just thinking last night I hope there’s more goat pics soon.

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Same. My eyebrows have their own opinion on things and you can tell their thoughts by the way they screw up when someone’s saying something odd/stupid

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