INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: OH GOD AM I SMILING ENOUGH DO I LOOK NATURALLY HAPPY ENOUGH OR HEY DO I LOOK NEUTRAL ENOUGH I DON’T WANT TO TURN INTO A MEME DO I? OK WHAT IS A NEUTRAL FACIAL EXPRESSION, LET’S THINK YOU’VE SEEN PEOPLE BEFORE, WHAT KIND OF FACES DO THEY DO WHEN THEY’RE NEUTRAL UMMM… THE FACE I’M DOING FEELS TOO STERN, I SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND LIGHTEN IT UP A BIT. LOOSEY GOOSEY, LOOSEY GOOSEY…
OTHER PRESENTER: And sadly the entire town was burned down, leaving countless lives in total disarray
ME: A-hahahaha, brilliant!