idgi

Has an arrow underneath pointing to his junk

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It’s a thinker. Like the one I saw that finally broke my spirit that said “NORMAL PEOPLE FEAR ME”. Ok pal.

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He has made mistakes and has regrets

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but he does look a bit like you Theo

anyway

tidied the flat, made lunch for six, tidied the flat again after that

gonna have some of this

and probably lie down for a bit and do some internet shopping. Need new sunglasses, any recommendations? Might go for these;

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A round of drinks please.

So… what can I get you?

A ROUND! OF! DRINKS!!!

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love it on eastenders when they walk into the pub and are like ‘two drinks please’

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Just had an awkward ‘how are you?’ ‘Not bad, how are you?’ Chat with someone in the street, except I have no idea who they were

Might as well start drinking sangria.

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Can I join you?!

you should go to mercadona and get a big bottle of fresh squeezed oj using the machine there.

Legs are out, San Miguel’s out, disused gasometer is out. Not sure how it’s possible to improve that.

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Then pour red wine into it? Good idea.

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What should I wear today?

  • Polka dot dress
  • Shorts and polka dot top

0 voters

might buy this

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Be right over

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Correct! Love that machine, great ORANGES!

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Blood orange juice

They’re excellent. Get them.

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Wrong! Shorts and T-shirt is really cute. Great OUTFIT!

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