If it was me, I’d be David Lynch.

I’d be the log.

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Can we give the August MEAT a Twin Peaks fancy dress theme?

No, because I won’t be there and you’re not allowed to have fun without me :smiley: Haha!!

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Hiya

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I used to be, then i turned 32 and it’s all going downhill rapidly :sob:

Instead of going out and having a nice day off… been rewatching Bojack Horseman, listening to Alvvays’ new single (fucking love it), finishing making the Instagram ‘storyboard’ for my interview pitch (gave the interviewers a link to it so they could refer back to it in case they needed to… basically a thinly veiled “look how creative this use of social media is! look how hard-working I am!” ploy). now i think i’m going to drink Baileys and watch High School Musical. not really got any ciders in at the moment that i fancy drinking. need to email all my contacts back to say thank you for replying to my questions too, but… booze first to stave off the loneliness. #tragiclyf

anyone else tragically lonely, south east-based and unbusy tomorrow? i just want to go somewhere and do something.

When are we having a Twin Peaks party at your house? I’ll come as Audrey Horne.

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As long as someone comes as the cheese pig, we can have this party ANYTIME!

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:heart_eyes:

the shot of trump when the band start playing get lucky has done me

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he should definitely take a sandwich along as a prop. A massive one so he can tuck into it like a little performance piece during different conversations.

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fucking love a good halloween do.

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transferred someone some money but filled my own name in the form where i should have put theirs, will it still work

enjoy jail x

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Oh man, my bf lifted me up earlier by clasping his hands round the base of my spine, he then boosts me up, and suddenly I genuinely thought for a split second he’d broken me. I screamed, burst out crying, curled up on the ground and then after a couple minutes I got up and was fine. HAHA. ARGH, what a fright, it was horrible and he looked a little terrified. @ericthefourth about getting old :joy: my lower back is not what it used to be.

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Just off the phone to the TV there. She’s back in three weeks, thank fuck. Can’t wait. Going to have a beer and watch some old Simpsons now. Have all my guitar gear set up but I’m too hot to bother trying anything new.

Might watch a load of Missy Elliot videos after this actually.

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