I’ve loved someone so long their ghost has destroyed me, I have no reason to live just need to die

bless you for trying but naaaah. I wish my death could just unleash all the happiness missing from my life on everyone but in reality I will just make a bunch of people miserable and really fucking destroy my family.

How come?

Im a slightly lapsed Ravens fan, kinda fell out with them after the Ray rice shit, but also the title win

Just remembered I was on the phone ringing a taxi at 5.30am to go to work and I read a post where dukebox said “Im the greatest diser” and I nearly started laughing down the phone RIP legend

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Sure, Packers are great for that too though

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Strong dog mate

You would make us all unbelievably miserable also. You’re a good man Bam.

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Thanks guys, will try to shut out my brain.

Will fight again fresh tomorrow x

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Nothing deeper than the fact I think their merchandise looks cool!

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I might struggle a little harder to eat 20 samosas.

How was your birthday celebration?

I had a good time but it was weird. I can never say anything different about drinking in my hometown however.

My friend drunkenly told a group of Irish traveller girls it was my birthday and they sang happy birthday loudly (I hate it even when it’s friends doing it rather than total strangers). And then they were horrified to find out I was 32. It turned out they were 17-19.

Some creepy man I don’t know at all recognised me from when I was a teenager, and kept going on about how I don’t look any different (bathing in blood of maidens and so on), and later grabbed my face and tried to force me to smile. I told him to fuck off. I wish I could go places and not have these things happen. Is there some kind of spray in the market?

This is why I try not to leave the house much.

Sorry you didn’t have the best time. There’s always next year!!

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Creepy guy was shortly before I went home, so at least I had fun before that. Sadly you learn to ignore these creeps because otherwise you’d never get to enjoy yourself ever.

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hangovers…just…wow!

I can deal with the physical side but the crippling anxiety and depression is really something.

No more drink for me for a while!

On the plus side this orange juice tastes incredible.

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Agree with you on that, orange juice when you’re incredibly hungover or ill is the most enjoyable drinking experience in life I reckon

Possibly icy can of Coke on a really hot day?

ice cold can of irn bru when hungover comes pretty close.

or lager after a long run.

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fuck it I’m going to buy some irn bru and crisps. Need shitty recovery food today

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Best dog.

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