Saturday one in, one out

Listening to this

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My neighbour told me that there was a wasps nest on his property but near my bedroom window a few weeks back. Assumed he was getting that sorted. Not sure he has. There are three (3) wasps currently in my bedroom.

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Your bedroom
In: fresh air
Out: wasps

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Children stole my sleep again.

Half asleep at the wee man’s football. Very much organised chaos. Think my very kind wife is taking him to the swimming later so I can watch the first game of the season.

As soon as this one fella stops hanging about the window handle that fucker’s getting opened.

You ever had a Chinese takeaway that smells of piss? Possibly the fermentation of the bamboo shoots.

  • Yes
  • No

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Morning all!

I’m at Tesco’s cafe waiting for The Child to finish gymnastics. I ordered a scone but they don’t have any cream.

Wor Lass is taking her to a birthday party with a bouncy castle this afternoon so I’ll probably be playing computer games.

Saturdays
In - Leisurely breakfast
Out - Early mornings

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Hola
Chilling in bed. Bf drank all the coffee so I need to go out for coffee, which I simply do not do on a Saturday!

My day
In - sewing
Out - anxieties

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Morning, queuing for a bacon and egg bap

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In: having a piss
Out: my piss

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Hate that my day’s ruined because I can’t get back to sleep.

Off to get my 2nd vaccine, hoping it doesnt mess me up too bad. Caning a load of coffee now in case I feel sick afterwards. Have a bunch of packing and whatnot to do today. Zzzz.

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Good luck. And an early welcome to the double jabbed crew

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there’s always a more depressing option

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  • Get up and out of bed on 4.5 hours of low quality sleep
  • Stay in bed and try to get back to sleep

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Mushrooms, how vile.

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Get up and do some stuff, have a wank and an afternoon nap then you’ll be fresh and up in time to share tonight’s takeaway order with us.

Hot and sour piss

Pisspy beef

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