Saturday, Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday

always wonder how she’s able to afford that ridiculous flat outside borough market on a publishing salary.

boring fact - renee zellweger ‘interned’ at one of my previous places of work to prepare for that role, and everyone there was like ‘lol’.

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Lol.

Yeah but it wouldn’t make a Richard Curtis film if she lived in Northolt.

she should have intermittently slept on couches in lewisham for a few months for the real effect, so consumed with trying to survive in London that romance was never a real priority.

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wish i was pissed in the dark, should turn some lights off

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So I was told

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In horrific news I wore a pair of absolutely battered Nike trainers today that I wear usually with the laces untied like the cool kids. This of course causes them to rub the back of my ankles something chronic anyway, but this was exacerbated when I tripped front ways into a portaloo and felt a slice. This was at nine am this morning. I’d cleanly sliced through my ankle leaving an inch sized flap of skin and raw ankle beneath. Thanks only to St John ambulance for sorting ya brother out with plasters which meant I didn’t spend the remainder of the day in agony.

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Kill me now

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Eeeeeek. Heal up x

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  • gorillas
  • chimpanzees

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Gorilla’s are taking it home!

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  • Bonobo (animal)
  • Bonobo (band)
  • Chimpan A
  • Chimpanzee

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gorillas.

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RIP harambe :frowning:

me irl

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  • Haram A
  • Haram B
  • Haram Zee

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you’ve finally made a monkey out of me

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Right

gonna watch some simpsons. nighty night

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ps gorillas

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