Going to have a Terry’s Chocolate Orange for breakfast.
Just utterly steaming after last night. Meant to be making sides for a family bbq right now ffs.
pffft sack that, get yersel a bloody mary and put on some records.
I mean it’s not even my side of the family and that gnome had done little more than mutter something about my butt at me so far today…
well definitely time for a wee bloody mary and some records
Hahaha, just made her guess whose idea this was, she was right, straight way!
must have taken all her powers of deduction.
I want a Bloody Mary now, thanks lp
Happy happy birthday!!
I fucking hate mosquitos
I’ll level with you, we have roughly 20 different spirits and liqueurs and even kore varieties and bone of them plaian vodka. I mean, we also have no tomato juice but that seems wuite insignificant right now.
fuck it, just make some turbo cocktail with all that.
Driving from Devon to Cambridgeshire for a pre season friendly. About halfway. Then home and my own bed.
Might just neck the Slivovice, imo.
Yes m4s! Just cleaned the butter butter dish #achievementunlocked #yerpoiaverygettingshitdone
Fresh butter in the place too. Get in!
Trousers before socks?! You mad bastards.
Stop lying to yourself and others
Looking after a dog and a kitten who are best friends
I am going home on my laz cos barleysugar wanted to stay at party house He’s supposed to be taking me out for a bday meal tonight which obv isnt going to happen for above reasons
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