#221

Did you find your radiator key btw?

#222

i shall try to remember :slight_smile:

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#223

Albarn takes his spade, bleach and wellies to the counter.

Funkman:

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#224

Quite amused by this exchange over on Mumsnet

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#225

I am running out of suitable coat hangers, soon I will be onto the cutlery to break it up. bad.

WARNING: Grim.

I could tell you about the time i reached up inside myself to get the shit out. constipation is a constant problem for me.

#226

I wonder how he eats his!

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#227

dis is my one stop shop for all poo related news and chat.

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#228

I thought this was a music forum, not a poo discussion board.
Frankly ridiculous the amount of poo chat atm.

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#229

New phone poo dis?

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#230

Drowenedinscat

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#231

Have you considered upping your fibre intake or getting a prescription laxative?

#232

poo
wrestling
coronavirus

that’s it i’m afraid

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#233

BalloonTrauma…are they related to @HotBeefTrauma ?

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#234

BalonzTrauma

#235

Waiting for my dad to reply to a message (if anyone knows where it is it’ll be him, despite not having lived here for nine years)

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#236

Hiii DiS,

Went for a walk in the snow today which was nice and I’ve just bought myself some make up so looking forward to that arriving :blush: it includes a Lisa Eldridge lipstick :heart: :lipstick: treating myself.

Having chicken burgers and truffle fries for dinner tonight! EXCITING. Need to find a film to watch whilst we shovel the food down.

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#237

did this in person the last time leafy pointed some out and she looked at me like i was crazy

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#238

Apologies if someone else has explained it but it’s an old Harry Hill sketch. “Stalactites… Stalagmites… You’ve got to have a system!”

Probably loses a little in the telling.

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#239

stems from back in the day when there was a clear divide between the dayshift users and the evening / weekend shift users

now everyone is all the same so it doesn’t really make a difference

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#240

Am I hungry?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Make a big meal and see if you want to eat it
  • Order a big order and see if you want to eat it
  • Defrost some food, smell it and see if you want to eat it
  • Wander around the kitchen opening doors, staring in and closing the doors again, until you find something tht looks appealingly tasty
  • Mackerel frittata oooh and add peas
  • Why not make a drink
  • I doubt it
  • Clear red if you ask me
  • Eat a block of cheese.

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