The dayshift *wiggles fingers*
And the evening shift *wiggles fingers, inverted*

yes i am

i am man, yes i am

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Let me know if not and I’ll send you one.

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Yeah I still don’t really get, it, sorry!

This is just my permanent face when you’re talking

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Tbh there’s not an awful lot to get! It was a sort-of surrealist catchphrase

it’s a very difficult reference to explain to someone that has no idea what you’re on about

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This has the gist.

SSPP

And a really crap picture to show we’re watching Ratatouille

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Think we’re gonna give some Tom hanks film on Netflix called “news of the world” a go later.

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Celebrity Catchphrase is on ITV at the moment just to let you know

Just watched a Bagpuss and there was a mermaid with her tits out.

Anyway!

How do you eat yours?

  • Bite the top off then lick all the creme out before eating the rest of the chocolate egg
  • Break it in half, lick the creme out then eat the chocolate
  • Break it in half then bite and eat the creme and chocolate together
  • Down in a few bites
  • Pop the whole thing in my mouth and munch away
  • Swallow it whole
  • Other (please describe)

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What?! Why did you just make me watch this? That was more frustrating than watching Liverpool throw away three goals this morning.

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It’s basically a DiS thread in stand-up form. The number of times I’ve had to explain something to Mrs CCB, through laughter, and she just looks at me.

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I don’t know about you but I’m all about that Cocoa Life

Nibble small holes at either end and suck the egg, clearing as much gloop as possible, then drop the rest into a mug of coffee and drink, being careful not to accidentally swallow the egg whole, then once the coffe is don, suck the egg some more and give up and chew the rest

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One initial bite to take the top off then do the rest in one go.

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You disgust me.