saturday, so it is

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Morning. Got rudely awakened by the cat demanding his breakfast. Might pop to the local shops for some food bits and maybe have a sausage sandwich myself, come to think of it.

As y’man Shiggs has pointed out, it’s grey and damp here, so my plan to go for a long walk seems doubtful. Maybe I’ll do that tomorrow instead.

I like crisps, but I’ve just realised I’ve eaten them a lot less since Covid, perhaps because they were traditionally part of my standard misery lunch bolted in 20 minutes at my desk.


I’ve put my cycling shorts on so I presume I should make use of that? At the moment Im just drinking tea and getting croissant in my crevices

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Got that job I really wanted.

I’ll be honest, I’m not quite sure how to deal with such unfathomably good news.


quite like crisps but it’s 9am i’m no wanting crisps the now


Miss these days. Used to get a massive bag of food for a fiver


Smashed it! Well done :muscle:

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Thank you, Slicky.

Oh god this was the best thing about working for m and s.

I was working one of those years where it was like… Thirty percent off. And then you had your staff discount on top. I got a hundred pound dress and fake fur coat for about thirty five quid.

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Congratulations :partying_face:

Why not celebrate with some crisps?

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Nothing to report

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this ain’t a band song this is just a fun thing written for my mrs BUT

  • keep the horns but drop the volume
  • kill the horns altogether
  • for some reason make the horns even louder

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R is off to see his dad today. Due back at six, so I fully expect to see him about one. Probably going to nap, because that’s almost all I do these days.

Crisps are good.


Errrrr this needs to be a bigger thing than just for your Mrs… This is great…

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Greetings from Hoogy HQ

I’ll be here all day, every day


They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy

Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat

But behind the chalet
My holiday’s complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

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it’s a funny one because my band, all the songs are extremely angry/sneery, so this doesn’t fit coz it’s about cheering someone up :smiley: maybe my band ([Me] and The Heavy Meds) can have a side hustle of [Me] and the Mild Sedatives

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It’s :sunny: so I’m off to :flying_disc::flying_disc::flying_disc:


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  • Keep as koala of other small cute furry creature :koala:
  • Osman again :roll_eyes:

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Ps. Morning pals

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