#311

only a trappist would say that.

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#312

Spoken like a true saison.

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#313

Feel like reading a really, really boring non-fiction book. Not quite sportsperson autobiography boring, more… lengthy history of multiple different systems of measuring shoe size boring.

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#314

No

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#316
#318

Got a nice buzz going already
I’m gonna send some risky texts later I just know it

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#319

Just when I thought our marriage didn’t have a ‘next level’ to reach, I just had to remove a tick from Mrs CCB’s leg.

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#321

Don’t even think about pecking my car again ye wee dick

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#322

Autocorrect off, that kind of thing?

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#323

Do you hold a lighter up to them? Or is that leeches?

#324

That’s cigarettes.

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#325

I had to remove a small bug from my boyfriend’s eye once. A traumatic experience all round

#326

Haha this is such a mood

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#327

That’s Coldplay

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#329

Moved back inside

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#330
  • still find this hilarious
  • not funny anymore
  • never was funny

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#331

Watching the original taking of Pelham 123. Good innit

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#332

Lorelie is a dick.
Ooops this was meant to be to @AdrianWebb

#333

Rory is worse.

#334

Rory at least has youth and inexperience as an excuse tho.