Reckon as I am going to go back to weekend only wine it’s only fair I spend what I would have done on cheese instead.

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Tiny Brandi Glanville!

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Our new favourite is below deck sailing and there’s a guy on there called Parker who is sooooo over the top and emotional and he was just being a real bitch one day and got on the phone to his girlfriend and said I’VE BEEN A REAL SASSY SALLY TODAY! Now we are all sassy Sally :joy:

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love a bit of extra mature wyfe

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I’m making mushroom shawarma from a James Olivier recipe. The mushrooms and veg are marinating.

It’s a deferred birthday treat for Wor Lass. I don’t like mushrooms.

Hi all. @colon_closed_bracket you win Saturday threading.

Havin a coffee. Constantly find I am clenching my neck slash jaw. Anyone else? Any tips?

Might get out on ye olde bike later on depending on the weather. I’ve only gone and booked next week off too!

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Might do my SECOND yoga session of the mornay.

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Good morning DiS

Going to try and teach myself some basics of Adobe Illustrator today. Not sure where to start though. Does anyone know of any good resources/tutorials online that might help? THnaks.

Ah, erbs.

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Anyone else with NatWest and in an overdraft?

Make sure you apply for the £500 interest free buffer for three months. Annoyingly you have to do it manually via their website. I only realised cos of the Martin Lewis show. Here’s the form:

https://customerforms.natwest.com/apps/secure/applicationforms_dda/asp/form.asp?appid=141

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I sound like a hacked Facebook message don’t I. I promise it’s real

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Blaming @jordan_229 for the fact I’m making another beer order

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Need to do a bunch of batch cooking today. Is there anything less satisfying than spending a load of time and effort making food and then not eating any of it? No there is not.

I clench my jaw loads
If you feel yourself clenching, just do a long breath out of your mouth and that should relax your jaw. If it’s already hurting from clenching, you put your hand on one side of your chin and push your jaw across into your hand. Feels horrible but it’s what the physio told me!

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Just had some fancy fancy booze delivered

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Cucumber spirit!

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Promised wife I’d get early and deal with dog and go collect our order from the hipster bakery so she could have a lie-in, in exchange for me spending three hours in bed listening to my favourite radio show. Absolutely nailed it. Beauty.

Later? Inevitable annoying dog walk trying to dodge joggers etc, then it’ll be some beerz and i might try and change a light fitting but I’m told this is is one of the most infuriating household tasks, so i might put it off forever.

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Omg my mum would absolutely love that cucumber spirit. She used to get a cucumber gin from marks and spencer but they stopped doing it :sob: