Lovely.
Currently eating this.
I’m not eating the Chicken Squits just to clarify.
Come now be honest
Tastes fowl.
Of course I’m ignoring yall and having a roll dipped in pesto.
Baggier top won in the end if anyone was wondering. Maybe tomorrow eh.
Your wife’s friend who is a psychiatrist is coming over for the evening
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I mean “OK but also try not to be weird”
I’d be screwed. Trying not to look weird would make me look weird.
I’m being weird now just imagining it.
Can you call it off safari?
creamed spinach and apple juice
I’m 3 pints in. Going.to.seem.fine.
Wearing a really small t-shirt. Looks weird oh god
“hi there! really nice to finally fuck my mother… i mean meet you…”
bet no one has done that joke before
“You must be a Dr, you’re late! Just joking I’m fine with people being late hahaha because I am totally fine and everything”
Just imagined the three of you, 4am tomorrow, sat cross legged holding hands in a circle on the floor, you’re in floods of tears for some reason
Read this as viking chef
bought a jar of jalepenos, how do I make them not shit?
Discard the peppers. Drink the vinegar as a shot before a can of Fosters.
@keith I’ve finally got a mint julep!
