What do I watch
- I don’t want to be here any more or whatever its called
- That social network documentary that tilty was on about
What do I watch
Actually watch Dumplin’, that’s good.
Can’t argue with that
Please take a picture if you can
KFC was one of my gran’s favourites too.
What is it with nans and KFC?
Empty house from in about half an hour
Might pickle some cucumbers and listen to a Mount Eerie live LP because I really know how to party.
I think it’s just because KFC is delicious
She’s 86 and grew up in the 30s and 40s in rural Ireland, I guess it’s no surprise that a zinger burger would taste impossibly exotic to her
Really laughing, my tiny godson woke up my friend at 5am because he had a soaking wet tail. Dragged it across her face whilst crying.
The toilet lid was down, so can’t have been from that. Taps were off. His bowl is only little, only big enough for the tip.
How did you get such a wet tail, little raccoon man??
Big day ahead of watching Misfits. God I fancy Nathan.
Woke up at 6, struggled to get to sleep again and then got that extra hour of sleep that me and you’re absolutely piss-knackered
My bones are very laissez-faire today
man i was drunk last night
He pissed on his tail. We’ve all done it.
Been to see a man about a conservatory.
Got home and had a heated discussion about midrails. If this is being a grown up then I’d like to go back to when life was fun please.
Going to get a new bike for my birthday in a few weeks. May well dive into the big thread for some advice on brands. Or just go to Halfords because I love the smell.
Moonlights tail is often wet cos she’s been licking it and she’s a very drooly cat
Cannot wait to tell my friend that it wasn’t water that he dragged across her sleeping face, it was either piss or dribble
Poor little moonlight! Tbf though, drooly cats are some of the sweetest
Owww, that face too cute!!
Cats are the best please tell moonlight that I said she’s beautiful, thank you.
Update: I told my friend it was either wee or dribble and she says she caught him and smelt it and it was just water yeah yeah.
It’s hilarious cause he’s still a baby he hasn’t gotten the hang of wiping his own arse. So, she’ll be doing her training job over zoom and he’ll do a poo and she has to call a break so she can chase him with a cat wet wipe.