#106

Think it’d be funny if you just got up one morning and made thousands of slices of toast, as though you’re running a catering service or something, and putting them all in toast racks. Like jumping out of bed at 6 in the morning and doing it getting all red in the face and stressed, pumping out industrial quantities of toast for fuck all

#107

would have been a good shout if they had any! I got m&ms

#108

Yeah and then let it get really cold (hotel toast). Love it

#109

the achilles tendon bit on my right ankle is really fucking hurting :disappointed_relieved: whats wrong with me

#110

its well boring on here toneet

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#111

Didn’t realise it was gone 9pm. Been on the sofa almost all day

#112

On my way to the San Francisco women’s march. Just saw this https://twitter.com/SteveBoulders/status/822919118634422274
’murca is such a weird place.

More than 100 gay men 'sent to prison camps' in Chechnya
#113

I’m dying hungover and can barely type. Had to cancel a reply to AFX’s post above as it made no sense.

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#114

Don’t think I can be arsed with my card game tournament tomorrow, pals.

Might read some books in my pants instead.

#115

When you have the exact correct plastic tub for your leftover curry

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#117

Saturday night midnight deadline for job application. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee have a whole personal statement to writteeeee :upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down::upside_down:

#118

I just won a game of 221b Baker Street and had some great beers.

I just saw a nice kitchen on a Magnet TV advert so might go there tomorrow.

About to watch Match if the Day.

#119

Spoke to my niece on the phone for the first time today, went a bit like this…

Me: What you doing?
Her: Playing
Me: What’s Anna doing?
Her: Playing
Me: What’s Mummy doing?
Her: Playing
Me: What toys you playing with?
(Silence)

#120

'kin 'ell there was a HUGE ‘pro life’ march. I can’t fathom how weird people can be.

#121

'sake Match of the Day is on after the Scottish cup highlights here.

#122

Get it on the iplayer! They always used to show the Scottish Prem highlights before the real football but you can get round it using the Internet.

#124

I’ve got two pints into me and I’m at a country and western good and I’m feeling alright. This picture of my friend at a march today has cheered me up greatly.

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#125

FFS, a country and western gig!

#126

Nutribullet to good use?

#127

Pretty much spent the evening as a fifth wheel to a double date of sorts. Too drunk to contemplate swimming in the morning / daytime / light time…

Going to listen some NOFX