I know! Dracula was like “mate, can’t I even have a bit of time to myself in my coffin without someone stealing my song and accompanying dance?”

It’s okay though, because he ends up joining the band and milking those sweet monster royalties.

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Haha, aaaaaah I probably could BUT y’know… that would mean effort :wink:

You can have them!!!

say hi to ruffers for me

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With your reputation I’m surprised you’d ever be tired of sex :wink:

Seriously though, enjoyed them on the Maladroit tour, hated them a few years later at Reading when they “ironically” included Teenage Dirtbag in their set and Rivers spent most of it pogoing on a mini trampoline. I hope you get the former rather than the latter.

The one we found when cleaning out our practice space was very much dead. Maggots and everything.

Here’s me and my ATDs earlier, to balance that disgusting sentence out.

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that or on a cruise

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true enough, gotta reserve your energy for what’s really important

got my usual October blocked ear. always the right one, for some reason.

have to say, getting your ear syringed is one of the most satisfying things there is. very much looking forward to that, I can tell ya!

gonna go and see Death Of Stalin later as it’s finally in some cinemas near me. really prefer going to earlier screenings if i’m going alone but thought my housemate might be coming so waited around. he’s not. damn it.

dis please decide my evening

  • get more beer & watch spooky films
  • go pub
  • i don’t care about you or your life

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i considered going to the pictures but it looks like it’s heaving and i cba with that

Had leek and potato soup and I’m stuffed.

need to do something positive for the world soon.

Any suggestions?

My favourite sushi place in the whole world moved a year ago and didn’t deliver to me anymore and I was absolutely devastated. Tonight I discovered that it now DOES. I have ordered so much and I’m going to watch this, drink beer eat cake and YESSS!! I AM SO HAPPY.

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i always order WAY too much sushi

eyes are bigger than my belly

WHich whisky, all of which have remained unopened for years shall I try? Not opening the 1960s bottle of Benedictine lurking in the shadows, but the others…please note, recently my go to drink has been David Beckham whisky with coke, so I’m a complete disgrace to whisky.

it’s how it should be done. I will make it fit. Extra ginger too becausebecause.

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Parents might be getting a doggo tomorrow :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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go with the glen livet or the aberlour, will be nice and easy drinking. the laphroaig and the talisker are a bit more hardcore.

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