Look you can have a party all to yourself if you go to the supermarket and make these two simple purchases:
Also reminds me, when I was a teenager, me and my friend helped out with a children’s party for the local drama group. There was loads of typical little kids party fare left over afterwards which somehow ended up being given to her older broke art school student brother, who basically ate kid’s party food for a week. So there’s an ambition for you.