#339

Wife out with kids so drinking red wine lemonade spritzer and listening to radioheads best album

#340

i like that you’ve taken two swings at this and still not got it right

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#341

I’ve got a stutter too.

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#343

Funny that, was looking at curtains earlier and there was one design called @eltham

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#344

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#346

I’ve got to make dinner and I really cannot be cba’d. Why do you mock me o lord?

#348

Can you believe people boil lobsters alive?

That’s the most insanely cruel thing wtf

#349

I popped out to the shop and got back just in time to miss a massive storm. I would have got soaked. Some good lightning

I’m making chilli fries, gonna be lush

#350

I canny. Ingredients that have to be used today alas and I can’t waste food because there are children starving in Africa, which I hate.

#352

Puttanesca which is proper quick and easy tbf but I’m so over the idea of making it m9 :neutral_face:

#354

What’re you having for your dins tonight boss? Please tell me it’s sausage and mash hedgehogs.

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#357

This always prevents me from going into shops, especially those perfume ones. I went in lush the other week and a male assistant came over with wide eyes and a patronisingly over the top calm voice to tell me how to use a conditioner bar which i was testing out in the bowls they provide.

LEAVE ME ALONE I DON’T WANT ANY ASSISTANCE I WILL ASK IF I NEED IT. WEIRD MAN GO AWAY.

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#358

This wings place sounds good man. I’d deffo be badgering the tv even if there is no blue cheese.

#359

Spotted that Evil Dead 2 is on Now TV, so gonna watch that.

Only saw Evil Dead for the first time on Halloween. Pretty excited for this.

Had to go out in the pissing horrible rain to get my mum a birthday present. Turns out my shoes are waterproof to a point, and today was waaaay beyond that point. I’m now cold and fed up. Gonna cook up some fake chicken and gnocchi in tomato & mascarpone sauce, that’ll warm me right up.

#360

Found out yesterday I’m not going to be made redundant (for now). So the whole of this weekend is going to be getting in an absolute drunken wreck. Suprisred I can even type this tbh

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#361

drinking frequently lately, thinking on old times. i remember back in, oh, '16, '17, i was on the way home from work and i stumbled getting off the bus. think i twisted a bollock on the way down to the pavement. rotation in the extreme, at any rate. pain like i have rarely felt previous. took about a week of gentle twiddling to untwist the bollock. iirc i even posted on reddit looking for advice. sometimes when i recall the twisted bollock i feel phantom pain, it’s crazy. hope you’re all having a good saturday night anyway.

#362

I mean, I was…

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#363

Get a little pot of blue cheese for him to take with him, problem solved :+1:

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#364

Of course. :squid:

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#365

I’m so tired. Not gonna do much tonight, might dig out the old Broken Sword game and give that a spin.