#64

Dragged myself out of bed at 7am to feed the cat. I only went to bed at 1am!

She repaid me by flinging her bag of cat litter around while I was in the shower.

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#65

You cant just go around inventing acronyms like that willy nilly, you’ll break the whole codex!

Summary

I like it

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#66

I had the temerity to sleep in until 9 this morning at which point I got woken up up by the door handle being rattled and heart-rending “feed me” cries from the landing.

Really wish my housemate would stop doing that.

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#67

Hehe sorry, I am always doing that

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#68

read this in Mario’s voice

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#69

That’s a sympathy like, I also woke up at 5 and am currently like sad Jordan on the sofa

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#70

Que

#71

Good morning all

:grinning::grinning::grinning:.

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#72

Woke up at 3:45 and then 6 which was a load of shit

Have been cleaning all morning so I can feel virtuous and a bit smug

Sat in the garden now. Nice autumn smell

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#73

Ordered Trixie & Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood and it’s the best book I’ve ever bought. It arrived this morning and I’ve only read a few chapters but it’s already done more for my self esteem than the last eight months of weekly therapy.

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#74

Who and who?
(genuinely curious not being a dick!)

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#75

I found another JML sort of product in a cupboard that the last people who lived here bought. It’s a ball you put in with your washing that the internet says is a scam so :crossed_fingers:

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#76

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They were on Drag Race but have done so much more since then, pair of absolute icons IMO

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#77

My neighbours play rock and roll part 2 between 10 and 11 every morning (not sure if cancelled original version or the cover thats played at every american sporting event ever).

What is the meaning of this?

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#78

To mask the sex noises

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#79

Hungover as merry fuck

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#80

Currently playing with every individual toy my child owns for 3 minutes and then moving onto the next one. The living room is a bombsite. Think we’re going shopping when the TV finally gets organised. Hoping there are cafes that are open cause Scotland is a dead zone the now.

Also I have decided what the difference is between a restaurant and cafe. If it sells toasties then it is a cafe. Nicola Sturgeon is enshrining this in law as we speak.

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#81

Suddenly had a moment thinking it was Nicole Sturgeon. How drunk was I

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#82

Just had a proper chuckle at the name Dr Johnny Bananas.

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#83

good mo- midday

had a lie in, i think i deserves it

gonna do frmwrk after

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