I’ve made some leeway into my
obnoxiously depressing 10-minute-plus Christmas choon
Can I just clarify that I was riffing on ‘Would You?’ by Touch and Go, and not just being quite weird
It’s not me being tall, it’s you, you’re small. I Like That.
This is tonight’s effort, be mindful of the fact I’ve necked a bottle of wine and am considering a second
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Just bought two extra bottles of red from every little helps
Four bottles of red wine. So much for sober lockdown (although tbh I never actually agreed to it)
Asked for a glass of red wine and all I got was this delicious Woodford and Coke
Grounds for divorce!
Had Led Zeppelin cravings today for some reason
Got this little number from the offie
I will possibly dislike 10 of you tomorrow morning
NEVADA: we can’t stop (counting), we won’t stop (counting)
Chill out, Guy Garvey
know any good divorce lawyers?
BANGER!!