Saturday

Still a bit groggy from last night’s wine. Its tipping it down outside so I’m going to sack off doing anything and just stay inside reading.

Got a slightly sore throat and my boyfriend is making fun of my croaky voice.

We’ve got shopping being delivered soon so hopefully won’t have to go outside today

Proper fancy a chip butty

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Me too, but my gf thinks it’s a sexy voice. Go away, woman, I’m currently 83% snot.

Popped out for a bacon and egg butty. Gonna get some stuff for dinner then spend the afternoon watching rugby

Drinking with DiSsers last night ended with chundering up my sleeves in a taxi to avoid desecrating it, then having the police called on me and having them escort me to my friends’ flat… Buckfast tonic wine, eh.

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:smiley:

fantastic effort

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Outstanding :slight_smile:

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Basically the area my friends live in is loads of similar looking flats, and I couldn’t remember which one they lived in (phone was dead). Buzzed a few flats but accidentally did one twice. they said they’d call the police on me if I did it again, but confusingly I saw them watching me from the window and they looked exactly like my friends so I waved and they shouted at me :frowning: tried to explain but they weren’t having it. Then the police turned up and I explained my situation, they managed to find out what block I was looking for and took me up to the flat.

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Fuck off or we’ll call the police, it’s 3am

Hahaha hiiiiii guys!!!

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Sterling work pervo :slight_smile:

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pardon?

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Must’ve been quite the conundrum when the police asked you which flat you were looking for

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Going to an all day gig. Got flu and a serious case of the epimers.

Pray for me.

Ooooft.

Double dose of imodium. You won’t shit for six days, but that’s future 83746725’s problem.

Good luck.

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Lunch at my parents’ house and then a Desperate Journalist gig in the evening.

A tattooI got back in August is really itchy. Am I going to die?

Tell my wife ‘Hello’

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hungover to fuck. listening to Pearl Jam at full tilt. gonna cook up a bean burger in a bit, then stare at the walls for a number of hours

Waaaaay ahead of you. Chemical cork taking effect as we speak.

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