Still a bit groggy from last night’s wine. Its tipping it down outside so I’m going to sack off doing anything and just stay inside reading.
Got a slightly sore throat and my boyfriend is making fun of my croaky voice.
We’ve got shopping being delivered soon so hopefully won’t have to go outside today
Proper fancy a chip butty
Me too, but my gf thinks it’s a sexy voice. Go away, woman, I’m currently 83% snot.
Popped out for a bacon and egg butty. Gonna get some stuff for dinner then spend the afternoon watching rugby
Drinking with DiSsers last night ended with chundering up my sleeves in a taxi to avoid desecrating it, then having the police called on me and having them escort me to my friends’ flat… Buckfast tonic wine, eh.
Basically the area my friends live in is loads of similar looking flats, and I couldn’t remember which one they lived in (phone was dead). Buzzed a few flats but accidentally did one twice. they said they’d call the police on me if I did it again, but confusingly I saw them watching me from the window and they looked exactly like my friends so I waved and they shouted at me tried to explain but they weren’t having it. Then the police turned up and I explained my situation, they managed to find out what block I was looking for and took me up to the flat.
Fuck off or we’ll call the police, it’s 3am
Hahaha hiiiiii guys!!!
Sterling work pervo
Must’ve been quite the conundrum when the police asked you which flat you were looking for
Going to an all day gig. Got flu and a serious case of the epimers.
Pray for me.
Double dose of imodium. You won’t shit for six days, but that’s future 83746725’s problem.
Lunch at my parents’ house and then a Desperate Journalist gig in the evening.
A tattooI got back in August is really itchy. Am I going to die?
Tell my wife ‘Hello’
hungover to fuck. listening to Pearl Jam at full tilt. gonna cook up a bean burger in a bit, then stare at the walls for a number of hours
Waaaaay ahead of you. Chemical cork taking effect as we speak.