Was just listening to the excellent new @Twinkletoes ep, when out of nowhere, ‘Turn off that space jazz, I’m going to be sick’
Ps, she does really like it too, but her hangover needed something softer
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thanks! And give gnome a hug from me!
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Liked that before the photo even loaded. Knew what it’d be! Nice.
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Hullo.
Into the London to wander around the Green Park (alternative route due to a suicide at Carpenders Park 
) and then either to the BFI for a mooch, or the Southbank Centre for a mooch.
This evening meeting someone and going to a murder mystery evening dinner somewhere (3 course Cafe Rouge meal plus the entertainment for less than a fiver, folks. Just imagine!)
Every chance it might be a night tube journey to about four miles from home and then either walk or reluctantly, a cab.
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Lying in bed hugging both of my favourite people while they sleep 
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Awwww 
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Holy shit I’m eating a banana! 
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Wo
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Think ons of them may have just disgraced themselves…
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This looks complicated
I’m a Russell dis.
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Just had another dream that there was a ‘masturbation tunnel’ in an arcades
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Tag yourself
I’m top3rdDis
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Was it fun or a nightmare?
Every pack of Mini Cheddars you eat is just a stopgap until you win the real prize, a pack of adult Cheddars.
- You know what, pal, I fully endorse this statement
- Yeah, mini cheddz are fin and all, but they don’t have that glorious melting centre section
- Fuck does it matter, m4?
- Passe moi les crackers, s’il te plait
- Play that hand you’ve been building up there, well and you could get yourself a full fry up
- A banana smoothie is the smoothiest of smoothies
- Mackerel frittata oooh and add peas
- pizza PIZZA pizza PIZZA pizza PIZZA
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I was the only man in there, it was great
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