Savoury foods that are best eaten on their own

Pepparami

Garlic bread

cheesecake.

HP Sauce

cheese

Would you just SHUT UP about Harry Potter for five fucking minutes please

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Pickled onions.

Bacon.

I sometimes refer to “the boy who lived” as HP Sorce (HP stands for Harry Potter and Sorce is short for “sorcery”)

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By their very nature they are ineligible for this thread.

Full English

I agree, they are fine on their own.

However. I sometimes cut one in half, pop the egg out and use the back of spoon to spread a dash of English mustard in the exposed meaty cave, then put the egg back in and enjoy.

sounds like a lot of faff but i’m interested

Save it for Thursday pal.

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Nuts (those that don’t need salt or other seasoning)

God no.

Stick some cheese on it fella.

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alright stewart lee

Are you following me on Instagram or is that a really conicedental comment?