Now I know people will say I shouldn’t be reading my partners messages and they’re right, but their phone was to the side of me and it lit up and got my attention.
It said “happy new year, hope you had a wonderful evening x” from a guy called Rob.
Wasn’t sure whether to be bothered but decided to go into her messages and before that there was one saying;
“Great seeing you the other night. Hope I can do again soon x”
Which definitely felt a bit odd, so I scrolled further up and there was one that said;
“Hey it’s Rob, the guy you had sex with last night. It was really good having sex with you. Please give me a call or message if you would like to have sex again.”
So what do you think? Should I be worried or do you think I’m reading something that isn’t there?
I think it’s an autocorrect issue, I know when I’ve typed in before ’ a conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review’ it has autocorrected as ‘sex’.
“Hey it’s Rob, the guy you had a conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review with last night. It was really good having a conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review with you. Please give me a call or message if you would like to have a conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review again.”
A conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review is cool, and a conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review is nice
A conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review will leave you in paradise
A conversation about how great of a partner Jordan is in your annual work performance review is good for everyone
Come on, people, let’s have some fun