Saying inappropriate shit

I was speaking to a young woman at work who was requesting something from my team and I said that we weren’t able to do it at the moment as we are knuckle deep.

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You shouldn’t have said that

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No. It was a few weeks back and I can’t help but laugh every time I think of it.

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Knuckles not that deep though is it? Wrist bit more so.

Elbow you’re going extreme

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Wow.

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Alright, Guy Garvey.

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Gives a whole new meaning to throw those curtains wide doesn’t it?

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Wow.

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Ended an email once with “Give me a ring when you’ve got nothing on”.

Literally clicked send, stood up and screamed “…NOT BUSY” at the screen.

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We’ve found the Balonz line: extreme fisting.

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This is a masterpiece, mate.

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Have @Slicky and @pervo done a Freaky Friday style switch?!

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I once said “frothing at the gash” (probably been reading too much viz) instead of “champing at the bit”

Who to?

The Pope

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You should have abbreviated it to “effing at the gee”.

Keeps me out of trouble.

Amazing work from @Slicky ITT. Thread can be closed now.

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“Pull your finger out”

In a job interview

“Describe your work ethic in three words”
“My instinct is telling me to just say: very very good”

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Prettay, prettay

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