Saying inappropriate shit


In a job interview

“Describe your work ethic in three words”
“My instinct is telling me to just say: very very good”


Prettay, prettay


Honestly think it would be worth you traumatising your kids by exposing them to a level of lewdness completely inappropriate for them through explaining this just so they know how fucking funny their Mum is.


I can only aspire to be so funny. Excellent work @Slicky (or should I say @youreaperv)


I use this phrase loads.


U ok hun?


In the future you should now say, “We’re not able to do it as the curtains are thrown too wide.”


Fully done here. Post of the year!


Ha, maybe in ten years! :smile: