Honestly think it would be worth you traumatising your kids by exposing them to a level of lewdness completely inappropriate for them through explaining this just so they know how fucking funny their Mum is.
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I use this phrase loads.
U ok hun?
In the future you should now say, “We’re not able to do it as the curtains are thrown too wide.”
Fully done here. Post of the year!
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Ha, maybe in ten years!
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Brilliant.