Saying inappropriate shit


#21

In a job interview

“Describe your work ethic in three words”
“My instinct is telling me to just say: very very good”


#22

Prettay, prettay


#23

Honestly think it would be worth you traumatising your kids by exposing them to a level of lewdness completely inappropriate for them through explaining this just so they know how fucking funny their Mum is.


#24

I can only aspire to be so funny. Excellent work @Slicky (or should I say @youreaperv)


#25

I use this phrase loads.


#26

U ok hun?


#27

In the future you should now say, “We’re not able to do it as the curtains are thrown too wide.”


#28

Fully done here. Post of the year!


#29

Ha, maybe in ten years! :smile:


#30

Brilliant.