#48

At least you’re not trying to deal with Chinese names, where if you use the wrong tone of voice you’re saying a different word and possibly insulting people’s names. No wonder so many Chinese people just pick a new name to use in English.

#49

badass: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26969150

#50

I would love to go to Mongolia. All the Mongolian people I’ve taught English to were great.

#51

That’s true, although I’ve come up against the pitch accent thing in Japanese. Like, the same word means both “right now” and “living room”. Depends whether you pitch up or down on the second syllable. I’m looking forward to all the outrageous hi-jinks I might get in to because of this.

#52

I used to work with another teacher who had been out in China for a while, and spoke pretty good Mandarin by the end of it. When he was first starting out and learning though, he went on a date with a Chinese woman (who spoke good English). He was trying his best to practice with his Mandarin in the restaurant, and asked the waiter for an extra plate. The waiter and his date both looked like they were trying hard not to laugh, but the waiter said “no problem, I’ll just bring it to you”.

He then thought “oh god, what did I actually ask for”, but his date laughed and refused to tell him, and said, wait and see.

The waiter than came back and presented a giant of a chef with a big grin on his face to him, and said “here he is”. Turned out he had asked for an “extra fat man”.

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#53

your accent isn’t actually too bad man. the only advice I’d give is to practice your v/b consonants. You kind of have to create a new sound comprising v and b for vs, which I find tricky sometimes.

I’ll put myself up l8r.

#54

@sarahispi
Are you familiar with the IPA? The b/v sound in Spanish is inbetween the b and v of English

Same with g is between g and y for English speakers- it’s kind of a gloopy soft throat noise (as opposed to say the Dutch g)

#55

I want to brew a kind of India Pale Ale where the label’s written in IPA.

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#56

ɪndiə peił eił ɪz veri: dəliʃəz

#57

mmm IPA. but no, my advice was purely anecdotal.

#58

correct, however.

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#59

What did you actually say? I picked up something like, which is clearly not it:

Promiňte - mě pive (sparu??) dolu. (protirje) c kurveny (meži kovňe??). (detirje??) mě prosím

#60

should be an s, not a c there, Russian brain interfering.

#63

well at least I got please, fucking and down.

Is calling people nekulturny a massive burn in Czech like it is in Russian?

#64

I literally added that just now because I couldn’t figure out how to do a hacek on the UK keyboard- doesn’t seem to be included with the accents and umlauts on the alt key.

#65

no - yours was pretty much hochdeutsch compared to the yokels i must be speaking to.

honestly, i get as far as “HALLLOOO, HIER IST OLAF” then all i hear is: “GEHJQOIGEWOHGEONGORNBHbdengpeonpepenjgpnEEROEGJNEOGN”

#66

Yeah rural people are something else. I only understand them because I’m used to it. It’s especially weird being surrounded by small children who all talk like Arnie. I’m so, so glad I somehow picked up a Vienna accent rather than a rural one.

#68

I get the s, c and z by doing that, but for some reason it doesn’t include the e or n.

#69

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AvJZPRdEBZ

probably the first time ive ever listened to myself speak in Gallego. Sounds like a portuguese person trying to speak spanish :frowning:

#70

There’s more than 1?