Scenario

A person drops a ticket to an event on their way to sell it on (as they cannot attend) in picking it up they knock their foot on something and injure their toe. They yelp in pain and someone overhears…

“What’s all the Stub Hub Hubbub?”

^^^^BAN REQUEST^^^^

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I just sicked up in my mouth and then the sick sicked up in it’s mouth.

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I want to jam forks into my eyeballs.

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I want to jam forks into your eyeballs

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I want to fork jam into my mouth.

Wait wrong thread.

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A StubHub Hubbub

How would you feel about starting to use “trub-trub” instead of trouble?

Scenario 2: day of the Soldado

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This isn’t the time or place for a conversation like that

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Please log off.

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I like this

Oh man, this hurts

I’ll make it the time bub

Bestest Tribe Called Quest song.

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where does the hub part come from?

Stub Hub

sometimes i call my dog trubbsy, as an extremely good alternative to trouble, which is not her name but a good description of her character

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what’s a stub hub?

Reminds me of the “How about a hot water bottle, Waddle?” joke.

(sorry, ‘joke’)