The framing device in Saving Private Ryan. Just give us some war, Spielberg.
I watched the extended version of the lion king once and Rowan Atkinson gets a song and it’s awful
They were right to cut it, is what I’m saying
i kind of like the dark undertone of this
Also watched Magnolia for the first time last night. How we feeling about the frogs?
- Pro frog
- Feel a bit cheated
- No opinion
The cunningulus scene in Anomalisa.
That entire scene was very Team America.
All sex scenes. In a post red shoe diaries world they are entirely pointless and they are wasting my time.
Just show us the cast’s bits for 30 seconds and then move on. Maybe just do that in the opening credits.
The first 124 minutes or so of Prometheus.
the present day bookends in saving private ryan, just start with the invasion ffs
The entirety of all Terence Malick films
Surely that would reduce most of your favourite movies to just a plumber being let into the heroine’s house or something.
“Chewbacca? That name is far too long. I’m going to have to think of a way to shorten that”
The girl’s song in The Muppet Christmas Carol. We used to skip through it on the VHS.
It’s not on the DVD, so I guess they already realised it’s shit.
Oh god, the name scene.
Yeah but but that would be a metaphor for something you cannot understand. Wonderful film making.
Does Balonz only watch the Super Mario Bros movie?
Every scene with Sean Penn in The Tree of Life
(the dinosaurs can stay)