The entirety of all Terence Malick films
Surely that would reduce most of your favourite movies to just a plumber being let into the heroine’s house or something.
“Chewbacca? That name is far too long. I’m going to have to think of a way to shorten that”
The girl’s song in The Muppet Christmas Carol. We used to skip through it on the VHS.
It’s not on the DVD, so I guess they already realised it’s shit.
Oh god, the name scene.
Han… solo.
Yeah but but that would be a metaphor for something you cannot understand. Wonderful film making.
Does Balonz only watch the Super Mario Bros movie?
Every scene with Sean Penn in The Tree of Life
(the dinosaurs can stay)
This is sacrilege, each year I am irked anew when they skip that song.
All of fucking Alien Covenant, right in the bin.
The space baby at the end of 2001
Noooo, that’s pivotal
Every single song in every single film to feature any of the characters singing at any stage.
Just two hours of Mycool FastBlender playing his recorder to himself
Are we still talking about Magnolia?
HARRRYYY POTTERRRR!!! …didjaputchanameindagobletofFIYAH?!
Nah
All the transphobic bits from Ace Ventura
Then also the bit with the shark in the tank because it scared me too much as a child