Scenes from films that should be cut

The entirety of all Terence Malick films

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Surely that would reduce most of your favourite movies to just a plumber being let into the heroine’s house or something.

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“Chewbacca? That name is far too long. I’m going to have to think of a way to shorten that”

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The girl’s song in The Muppet Christmas Carol. We used to skip through it on the VHS.

It’s not on the DVD, so I guess they already realised it’s shit.

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Oh god, the name scene.

Han… solo.

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Any scene in Along Came Polly which didn’t feature PSH playing basketball

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Yeah but but that would be a metaphor for something you cannot understand. Wonderful film making.

Does Balonz only watch the Super Mario Bros movie?

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Every scene with Sean Penn in The Tree of Life

(the dinosaurs can stay)

This is sacrilege, each year I am irked anew when they skip that song.

All of fucking Alien Covenant, right in the bin.

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The space baby at the end of 2001

Noooo, that’s pivotal

Every single song in every single film to feature any of the characters singing at any stage.

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Just two hours of Mycool FastBlender playing his recorder to himself

Are we still talking about Magnolia?

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HARRRYYY POTTERRRR!!! …didjaputchanameindagobletofFIYAH?!

Nah

All the transphobic bits from Ace Ventura

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Then also the bit with the shark in the tank because it scared me too much as a child

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