I really like ohgood from the old boards though

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I have motorway schtick where when you drive past a sign that says WELCOME TO ESSEX or wherever, i’ll stick my hand right out and say very quickly “I’M IN ESSEX BEFORE YOU”

Fond of this schtick.

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Schleps a great word

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I agree about this

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Decent schtick, Desk. Nice one.

if I’m watching telly with my ma and there’s an ad for oak furnitureland I’ll excitedly ask her if we can go, as if it were disneyland. she does not find this schtick amusing

I like the schtick and I like the Oak Furnitureland odd-couple from the adverts and would be interested in reading fanfic about them.

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His schtick was not dissimilar to yours

I choose to take this as a big compliment.

Prefer the ccharrot personally

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Bit OTT but thanks friend

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never seen Ant and Ayoade in the same room together

how do you know?

I’ve got some bloody too notch patter with the old dears, Tone. Proper Brian Conley stuff.

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ohgood from the old boards was a very funny man

I am going to only refer to football teams by their nicknames (irl)

I’m out of practice but the old dears fucking loved me back in my days at the Newsagents/Bookshop/Stationers that I used to work at, dear old Mrs Brunger and Mrs Cowley were fucking devastated when I left, got me leaving cards and chocolate and that, the full works. Remember their names and the mags they like and they’re like putty in your hands mate.

Very promising schtick, I look forward to seeing it get off the ground

should I use it on the boards too?