Seagull

Is there such a thing as a landgull? No. That’s because this whole thing is a sham and a waste of time. Get rid of the “sea” from the name!

This thread is for things where part of the thing is totally unnecessary.

I nominate @ezkonax as Thread Custodian.

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A seagull is only a seagull when it is over the sea/shore. When it is inland it is always referred to as a gull.

It’s a bit like the Union Flag/Jack.

What kind of bullshit is this?

“Òh look, it’s a seahelicopter. Oh no wait, it just went over the land again, my mistake”

“Oh look a gull just took that cunt’s chips”

Two sentences never spoken in the entire human era

I never mentioned helicopters my friend.

So it’s one rule for one and another for the other is it? Fuck me

well… yes. One’s a pain-in-the-arse dickhead of a chip stealing bird and the other is a wingless aeroplane with a propeller on top.

WHY IS EVERONE ATTACKING ME TODAY I DON’T DESERVE THIS.

We’ll just call him Steven from now on then…

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Landgulls are just extinct, m8.

it’s just a catch all term for different types of gulls isn’t it. Everyone knows that surely.

An absolute classic :+1:

Gull

Never seen it obviously…