They also bark. I know this because one barked at me once when I surprised it and I did a little wee

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Everyone should go to a seal sanctuary once in their lives

I see the resemblance

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In Dutch a seal is a Zeehond and in German Seehund (sea dog) if that helps.

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I love seals, they’re so round and squishy

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I love videos/photos of seals bumping into the glass in aquariums but feel bad because it probably hurts

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I give this thread my seal of approval

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They’re actually quite closely related to dogs, wolves etc.

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Interesting seal fact- they reckon that when men on ships were seeing mermaids and swooning over them and that, they were probably just mildly hallucinating and it was seals they were looking at. These scurvy ridden souls were looking at innocent seals and imagining they had tits.

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so hot

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I saw this one last year in Osaka. Yuki the chubby seal

You can buy a cushion of her too:

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They’re like a pebble with a face :heart_eyes:

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She likes to float in the water, upright. I’ve got a photo somewhere.

EDIT: I can’t find it. Never mind

Here’s a video

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A squishy pebble

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Ironically Seal is quite smooth

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Seals are fury

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Read this as ‘Seals are fury’

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Feel our slurry

He should fire his SEO guy really