#32

dunno tbh but i aint gonna question it

#33

You really should’ve.

#34

This is how it grows, bet y’all thought it grew like cauliflower, and for me this isnt how a vegetable grows, it is how a plant grows

#35

Is pineapple a plant then?

#36

“for me”

#37

and mushrooms

#38

asparagus: good

can dress it up and really show it off with some homemade hollandaise, is equally at home taking a supporting roll alongside other greens. robust enough to accompany beef; delicate enough to pair with fish.

asparagus.

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#39

No because fruit grows on trees…I wasnt debating that but it is bizarre to think you would class broccoli as the same as an onion or carrot which is quite clearly not a plant

#40

Leek?
Asparagus?
Big fan of sprouts too, personally.

#41

#42

I’d like to put forward the humble carrot. Easy to steam when you can’t really be arsed, great in soups and stews, can be sea-spiced, has a pleasant phallic heft. The carrot.

#43

big fan of carrot juice tbh

#44

You’ve missed out one important carrot fact, though: they’re shit.

#46

You are so wrong about carrots it is actually a little bit embarrassing

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#47

hard to get excited about a carrot.

exception: roast carrots

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#48

They’re an embarrassment. (Relatively) full of sugars and still taste totally underwhelming.

#49

Make you see better at night though :rabbit:

#50

You must be cooking them wrong. Maybe stick to eating your rhododendrons ‘mate’

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#52

i like cabbage so there

#53

Yeah but they’re a total arse to dice so fuck em.