I’d like to put forward the humble carrot. Easy to steam when you can’t really be arsed, great in soups and stews, can be sea-spiced, has a pleasant phallic heft. The carrot.

big fan of carrot juice tbh

You’ve missed out one important carrot fact, though: they’re shit.

You are so wrong about carrots it is actually a little bit embarrassing

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hard to get excited about a carrot.

exception: roast carrots

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They’re an embarrassment. (Relatively) full of sugars and still taste totally underwhelming.

Make you see better at night though :rabbit:

You must be cooking them wrong. Maybe stick to eating your rhododendrons ‘mate’

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i like cabbage so there

Yeah but they’re a total arse to dice so fuck em.

Pick a position and stick to it, ffs.

Look, I don’t make the rules, I just try to live by them.

This thread really needs a poll.

Fruit: Grows on trees
Veg: Grows in ground
Corn: Hobbits hide in it