I’d like to put forward the humble carrot. Easy to steam when you can’t really be arsed, great in soups and stews, can be sea-spiced, has a pleasant phallic heft. The carrot.
big fan of carrot juice tbh
You’ve missed out one important carrot fact, though: they’re shit.
You are so wrong about carrots it is actually a little bit embarrassing
hard to get excited about a carrot.
exception: roast carrots
They’re an embarrassment. (Relatively) full of sugars and still taste totally underwhelming.
Make you see better at night though
You must be cooking them wrong. Maybe stick to eating your rhododendrons ‘mate’
i like cabbage so there
Yeah but they’re a total arse to dice so fuck em.
Pick a position and stick to it, ffs.
Look, I don’t make the rules, I just try to live by them.
This thread really needs a poll.
Fruit: Grows on trees Veg: Grows in ground Corn: Hobbits hide in it