Officially in Essex

I’m hoping I can make it out without spotting anyone from school

Weirdest euphemism for “wank myself into a coma” I’ve ever seen.

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putting half of my belongings on ebay. #burnthepast #quitebroke #lol

did you see the north london princes in their pork pie hats?

I don’t know what this means.

(chibbed a cunt in two turns)

monorail is on \o/

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15 minutes into a 7.5 hrs train ride home. Am surrounded on all sides by a group of pals in their 60s.

Rang the folks. My Da’s eaten the choccos I sent my Ma #privelege

wish the bbc would buy the simpsons back

You’d better hope they’re not making the full train ride with you

Going on a second date tonight to see I, Tonya. Will absolutely cry if the Sufjan song plays at any point. There’s no thread though: is it shite?

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I think they are. They’re not being unpleasant or anything though, just feel like I already know everything about their personal lives

I drank too much and lost my cat beret last night :broken_heart: now I have a hangover, period pain, and the dread of returning to work tomorrow after nearly two weeks off :skull_and_crossbones: it’s ok tho cos I’m going to go to the in laws this afternoon and touch some pets :heart_eyes:

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almost went to see this coz i thought it was a documentary. dodged a bullet there!

wait until they start talking about their various ailments, aches, pains & minor surgeries

Oh dear Tilly, that sounds like typical Sunday dread. Take some ibuprofen and get a pizza and chocolate and things will be at least 50% better.

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pics

dunno what to do with the rest of the day. any ideas?

I found somewhere else to sit before that happened (although not before hearing about one guy’s first marriage that ended in divorce and his new marriage to a Filipino woman (Filipina?)). I now have two seats to myself, so definitely consider this an improvment even if I am now facing the wrong way. Even found a newspaper with my favourite crossword in it! :steam_locomotive::steam_locomotive:

:beers: