Secret Agent Thread

espionage
spycraft

#1

What you up to currently?

I’m mostly collecting from dead letter boxes and doing the odd hand to hand exchange on park benches.


#2

Doing my commute on various modes of transport, purely to confuse myself


#3

working on my casual follow of random targets just to get my game up a bit


#4

just speaking nonsense phrases to people as i pass

‘the bassoon is on the clock’


#5

Careful, you’ll end up being cast in The Mighty Boosh reboot.


#6

oh no


#7

Stashing a bunch of passports and some cash in a storage locker.


#8

Carrying a LOT of passports under various names and nationalities.


#9

Who’s your passport guy, they any good?


#10

Keep telling the gf that my work trips are actually a cover for a second life and the all the evidence - ticket stubs, tram timetables etc - are elaborately constructed evidence to hide my tracks.

This way when I actually go away on secret agent business she won’t suspect a thing.


#11

hoohoo, you’re good.


#12

Berlin Frank. He’s good enough and I trust him.

Might have to kill him.


#13

Sticking to the Moscow Rules at the minute.


#14

Waiting for a message telling me I’m activated followed by a photograph of my target.


#15

Shit. Just accidentally fired a sleep dart from my pen.


#16

received a few secret message from the postcode lottery draw. everything’s connected.


#17

I’m sleeping with a nuclear scientist called Lucy Panter.


#18

Wearing a trenchcoat and dark glasses.

Using a secret spy pen


#19

Assessing customers, sightlines and escape routes in Starbucks.


#20

I know where the bodies are buried…