The Jailbird of Bordeaux
He’s been sentenced to jail but as he’s planning to appeal he remains a free man.
And even if he loses his appeal, the period he is actually jailed for is only one year (the other 2 years of his 3 year sentence are suspended) so he’ll probably be allowed to spend it at home, wearing an ankle tag.
Don’t give a fuck lads
Not so cosy now!
You know what they called the 2007 election in France?
Ségolène Royal with beeves.
Nicked-olas Sarkozy, more like.
His middle name isn’t ‘Crime’ for nothing.
He won’t like that
can’t believe this didn’t get any love