See Susan Boyle‘s out on tour then

Ol SuBo

Boyle in the bag

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“BOURNMOUTH! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU!? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!? THIS IS A LITTLE SONG THAT WE LIKE TO CALL I Dreamed A Dream”.

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"PLYMOUTH! WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO FUCK OR FIGHT?!

THIS NEXT SONG IS A COVER OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
SOMEWHERE.OVER.THE.MOTHERFUCKIN’.RAINBOW."

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#susantourparty

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Is this a QI style trap for anyone who mentions #susanalbumparty?

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“I WANT TO SEE A FUCKING WALL OF DEATH FOR THIS NEXT ONE!”

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#susanalbumtour

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“GIMMIE SOME REGGAE!”

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“Streets of London”
“Streets of London!”
“STREETS OF LONDON”
“STREETS OF LONDON!”
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“Streets of *voice breaks slightly* LONdon!”

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IT’S LOVELY TO BE HERE IN

(looks at back of hand)

NOT LONDON

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https://twitter.com/AlexHollandxxx/status/1703682470422413772

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A new era starts tomorrow





I heard that, following in the footsteps of the many celebrities and singers who have embraced a part of their past that has become a common internet meme and recreated it for comedic purposes and a nod to the spark that brought them to such infamy, she’s being fucked up the arse.

Assuming the person who wrote this is in their forties.

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Definitely ran their draft through copilot and asked to make it more…something?

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Primed for a face swap that

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Someone else has pointed out how many papers ran “SUBO’S NEW LOOK” front page pictures on the same day recently, and then suddenly she’s “going viral” and in adverts. Is she a psyops?

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Industry plant

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