See Susan Boyle‘s out on tour then

Ol SuBo

Boyle in the bag

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“BOURNMOUTH! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU!? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!? THIS IS A LITTLE SONG THAT WE LIKE TO CALL I Dreamed A Dream”.

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"PLYMOUTH! WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO FUCK OR FIGHT?!

THIS NEXT SONG IS A COVER OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
SOMEWHERE.OVER.THE.MOTHERFUCKIN’.RAINBOW."

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#susantourparty

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Is this a QI style trap for anyone who mentions #susanalbumparty?

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“I WANT TO SEE A FUCKING WALL OF DEATH FOR THIS NEXT ONE!”

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#susanalbumtour

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“GIMMIE SOME REGGAE!”

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“You wanted the best.
Well they didn’t fuckin’ make it!
So here’s what you get.
From West Lothian.
Suze 'N Boyle!”

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“Streets of London”
“Streets of London!”
“STREETS OF LONDON”
“STREETS OF LONDON!”
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.
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“Streets of *voice breaks slightly* LONdon!”

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IT’S LOVELY TO BE HERE IN

(looks at back of hand)

NOT LONDON

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First half of the show is traditional Les Mis etc. and the fans love it.
Intermission
SuBo comes on with a band rocking electric guitars and starts playing a rocked up version of ‘I Dreamed A Dream’
Crowdmember: “JUDAS!!!”
SuBo: “I dinnae believe ya wee man, I’ll kick yer baws in”
to band- “Play it fucking loud!”

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