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I tried to do it by pretending to be Kanye but failed at the second hurdle

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We learned more from a Trump-voting gammon dad than we ever did on Match

Allopathic = proven medical science.

So you have to be a non-feminist science denying trump supporter who is deeply spiritual but willing to accept that we are all God’s children. You have to be completely healthy and understand that he is allowed his three health problems, for which he will seek no effective treatment (no, homeopathy doesn’t count).

Must also have divine resonance in a perfectly balanced system like a playground swing.

Fair play, he may have very little chance of finding his Goddess, but he has cheered me right up after watching the horrendously bleak Jonestown Storyville documentary this evening.

Also wants someone who was university educated, but not “fooled” by anything factual they tried to teach.

…isn’t that someone who failed University?

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Fucking hell… I just got to the Donald Trump page. Where he was moved to tears by Trump’s extreme gentleness… in asking people to invest money in America.

Wow.

Obsessed with the pets section :smile:

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But my favorite exercise is sacred intimacy!

Jesus

The hell is his beef with curls?

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This whole thing is truly astounding.

This max headroom reboot fucking sucks

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Perfect skipping ahead

“I dont know how many dimensions there are in a relationship but for arguments sake, let’s say 27”

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I suspect that this gentleman has a wide multitude of beefs. I suspect that the vast majority of them are with some aspect of women.

Do you think when he meets his goddess, that there will be some sort of training period where he critiques away her personality and she learns to anticipate his every need, or do you think he’s looking for an out the box automaton?

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This guy…




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These fucking people. Just fucking let me chase some squirrels and sniff some butts, Janice.

Why do all the animals look strange? This cat has the eyes of Satan.

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