Seeking Awesome Republican Goddess

[Witches]

Obsessed with the pets section

[beastie]

But my favorite exercise is sacred intimacy!

Jesus

[Scout]

The hell is his beef with curls?

[beastie]

This whole thing is truly astounding.

[manches]

This max headroom reboot fucking sucks

[manches]

Perfect skipping ahead

“I dont know how many dimensions there are in a relationship but for arguments sake, let’s say 27”

[Elights]

I suspect that this gentleman has a wide multitude of beefs. I suspect that the vast majority of them are with some aspect of women.

Do you think when he meets his goddess, that there will be some sort of training period where he critiques away her personality and she learns to anticipate his every need, or do you think he’s looking for an out the box automaton?

[anon19035908]

[Scout]

This guy…

[manches]

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[shinymcshine]

These fucking people. Just fucking let me chase some squirrels and sniff some butts, Janice.

[Witches]

Why do all the animals look strange? This cat has the eyes of Satan.

[Gnometorious]

He’s a fool! I love curly hair.

[sheeldz]

I know that astrology works… BUT, as a scientist, I haven’t the slightest idea how or why! There are 12 zodiac signs in the sky. The planets travel through them in complex patterns that can be calculated using astronomy

[Gnometorious]

He thinks Donald Trump is the second coming of Jesus doesn’t he?
How could you think someone who openly mocks/bullies/belittles and encourages violence is Jesus? Even if you ignore the racism and sexism.

[MarsBonfire]

He should marry this awesome republican goddess.

[keith]

It’s because the animals in these pictures contain the trapped souls of human beings.

[barleysugar]

This is how I imagine CJ de Mooi as a 68 year old

[barleysugar]

[LilWoodyToodelly]

He’s here!