Self-interested mother fuckers


#1

Like the woman who started work and I had the misfortune to walk to Tezzas with who I know everything about and the only thing she knows about me is my name.

Where do they get off, eh?


#2

What did she get at sco’s?


#3

We split there as I pretended that I needed something from upstairs. Guess she know that about me as well, needed something from upstairs. Although it is not true.


#4

What’s upstairs?


#5

Clothes, electronics, some but not all homeware, games, DVDs, CDs and cafe. Plus click and collect.


#6

It normally refers to the upper floor of a building from the one which the person speaking is on.


#7

BUt that’s not important right now.


#8

How long was the walk?


#9

Without Bernice 9.5 minutes. With Bernice 12.


#10

Ah right, yeah. Makes sense. Cheers.


#11

For example kitchenware is downstairs, as are books and stationery.


#12

She sounds awful


#13

Sounds a bit like the Clapham Junction ASDA in that regard


#14

She is. The only good about her is that she is a lesbian (she told me) and previously we had the least diverse workplace you could imagine.


#15

Is that next to the Lidl?


#16

I don’t think so, no. I haven’t been there for nigh-on four years now though.


#17

I’ve been on many 1st dates like this.


#18

Would have been about 12 years for me, as my friends moved out of Simpson Street (more like Battersea) then.


#19

Walking to supermarkets? You might need a change of strategy.


#20

This thread is only worthwhile for the Airplane! reference.